Monkeying Around with Scarlet

Let me just begin by saying I LOVE THIS TOWN! I adore Miami! The warmth and love I receive from everyone here melts my monkey heart. Seriously, everywhere I go I receive the star treatment.

Take a look. Here I am with my new make-up artist. By the way, this chica sure knows how to make me blush! ;)


Yesterday Scarlet took me shopping...and I was assaulted by a mall rat.

Believe it or not, I kissed a mall rat...and I liked it!

But not as much as the mango lemonade. OMG! I LOVE the way they make it at Books 'n Books!!

Of course, I hung out with some Cubans...and even smoked one at Deco Drive Cigars. ;)

Here I am at the French guy's gallery checking out the pretty chicas.

After painting the town red with Scarlet, I was pooped...so we stopped by David's Cafe for a quick fix, a shot of espresso. Looks like that lady needs it more than I do!

On the way to figure drawing class, guess who we ran into? One of the models!! Kendall! He was having an ice cream and chocolates...so I stuck around for a snack and some pointers on posing nude.

We squeezed a lot of fun in one day. Thank you, Scarlet. I will never forget you or Miami! You've both been verrry, verrry good to me!! :)

JUNGLE LOVE TO YOU ALL!!

XOXO, RRRABIES

Livin' La Vida Loca

Hola, Chicos y Chicas. Mi nombre es Rabies, but for the next few weeks you can call me Rabioso.

Talk about culture shock! I landed in Miami yesterday and Scarlet greeted me with hugs and kisses and all kinds of Spanish phrases I didn't understand...but oye, today I know them all, thanks to her kids who totally Cubanized me.

Here I am hangin' with the boy...

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...and bonding with the girl and "Snuggles," the puppy.

The first thing Scarlet did after showering me with love and introducing me to her family was steal my pop tarts. Just kidding! She shared half of one with me and introduced me to something better. Check out Scarlet's coconuts...on the TREE, sillies!


Not only does she grow them in her backyard, she also grows these:


Man, I LOVE it here...and they're not just making me say that! ¡Me gusta mucho Miami!

I can't wait to hit South Beach! I'm a little nervous about figure drawing class but Scarlet says not to worry. They've drawn hairier models.

Goodnight, my lovelies, mi amores, mi cielos. You're all bellas, maravillosas, divinas. (You should hear me, I sound like Antonio Banderas now.)

Until next time. Hasta la próxima.

Your Rrrrabioso. ;)

Today's the day!!!

I feel it-I think it's Thursday (but it's hard to tell sitting in this mailing envelope). Mom was nice enough to put in strawberry pop tarts - but dang, nothing to open the package with. She forgets I need SCISSORS. Scarlet had better have some Cheezits on the ready or I might eat the furniture.

She said something about drawing class - and I know she likes to take pictures so I can't wait to be able to show off Rabies in South Beach, Rabies on the sand, Rabies as nude model.... maybe I'll get a tat? Hmmm. I think a nice skull on my bicep would be good. Or should I go tribal?

Ooh, when will this mail person deliver me?!?!?!!